May 2013
I hate my friends
xitrus:
iwillmindfuckyou:
lunaticphan:
So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT
But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut.
Cry
your friends are keepers
what happened then
vagina-itch:
polly wants some antidepressants
tapdancers:
afuckinglesbian:
WERE ONLY A MINIUTE INTO THE MOVIE AND I’VE ALREADY SEEN LIKE 20 PAIRS OF NAKED TITTIES, VANESSA HUDGENS SMOKING A BONG AND ASHLEY BENSON SAYING SHE WANTS DICK
there’s ANOTHER high school musical??
pizzaforpresident:
It is so frustrating to be a Canadian. You are affected by USA politics nearly as much as as they are but have no say in the elections. It’s like being a Siamese twin to an angry self destructive alcoholic with a gun fetish.
The most controversial thing a Canadian has ever said ^^
I take super hot showers because I like to practice burning in hell.
trillow:
my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with her paw i think i just got baptised
buttharrybutt:
buttharrybutt:
i lost my mood ring
i dont know how i feel about this
slydig:
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
skarvika:
masturb88ting:
does getting a septum piercing hurt?
it hurts the people that care about you
paaradisequeers:
one of the most embarrassing things is getting caught taking selfies
msjewbooty:
messesbyyourstruly:
msjewbooty:
sitting on top of the christmas tree because you are the star
I DON’T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT PINE BRANCHES UP MY BUTT OR JUST JABBING NEAR MY GENITALIA DOES NOT SOUND REMOTELY FUN
inside voices
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
spelilng:
spelilng:
99% of my socks are single and you don’t see them crying about it
this is my most successful text post and i am ashamed
lnternetexplorers:
♥ boys ♥ make up ♥ shopping ♥ murder ♥
ohyousillypotato:
what i’m looking for in a man:
will lend me his hoodies
good sense of humor
is a cutie patootie
will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
good taste in music
zooeyclairedeschahell:
“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy
little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi
jpierrepontcriss:
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
Watchsomebodyl0vesyouxox:
babyminaj:
every time i see someone reblog this i lose so much respect for myself omfg
god bless
Dying
Watchunfreshing:
this is my favorite video of the year so far
big-booty-itches:
when your parents ask you to help them with technology
aftershe:
egberts:
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
